You're supermassive, come hear me scream

Monday, September 24, 2007 Monday, September 24, 2007 10:24 PM

hmmmmi am still suffering from a bit of headache sia....today school was like normal lor...dun relaly know wad to blog sia..hahax anyway think i dun wanna tok much so ya bb hahax..this post is like for fun only hahax...lol bb any way..here some jokes...hahax some may find it funny some may not

A store that sells husbands has just opened where a woman may go to choose a husband from among many men. The store is composed of 6 floors, and the men increase in positive attributes as the shopper ascends the flights.

There is, however, a catch. As you open the door to any floor you may choose a man from that floor, but if you go up a floor, you cannot go back down except to exit the building.

So a woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband.

On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men have jobs.

The woman reads the sign and says to herself, "Well, that's better than my last boyfriend, but I wonder what's further up?" So up she goes.

The second floor sign reads:

Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids.

The woman remarks to herself, "That's great, but I wonder what's further up?" And up she goes again.

The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good looking.

"Hmmm, better" she says. "But I wonder what's upstairs?"

The fourth floor sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking and help with the housework.

"Wow!" exclaims the woman, "very tempting. BUT, there must be more further up!" And again she heads up another flight.

The fifth floor sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak.

"Oh, mercy me! But just think... what must be awaiting me further on?" So up to the sixth floor she goes.

The sixth floor sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 6,875,953,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.

Yours Truly A guy whose name is Edward. Hmmm he reached earth on 5th july 1993 so this year he is 15. He is now currently schooling in Deyi sec and his CCA is Band .Oh ya, not forgetting that he is from the percussion section, and he love them a lot! He hate ppl who hate him. He likes drumming, sleeping, his friends, his family and all his stuffs. He always wanted that girl, and now he is trying his best to get her!! :D heh	Tagboard	Exits Amelia Branda Candace Chen Fang Christina CinYee Danial Grace Henry HuiMin Illene JasmineYap Jesslyn Jolene Kally KeQi KhaiFang korin Kurin Lisa Mandy MinJi NicholasOng Nicole Queena QiaoSian QiuWen RachelKoh shalyn ShengLon ShiPing TzeYeng WenNing Link Link Link Link Link Link Link Link Link Link Link	Credits Host: Blogger Layout © the bikini boy
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